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by The Atheist Pig on June 6, 2012 at 1:55 am
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└ Tags: bible, creation, genesis, god
  • toffifee

    best one so far!

  • freethinkin franklin

    guessing his first “creation” was adderall, seeing how he got it done in only 6… on the 7th day he crashed :-)

  • jennibrock

    This theory is slghtly flawed – I don’t think the first thing Hangover God would do is turn on the lights; it would be more like, “Let there be dim!”

    • The Atheist Pig

      Ha!

    • moongrimm

      And I doubt that there would be an exclamations, as shouting is something the Oh God of Hangovers would be averse to.

    • http://www.unindoctrinated.com/ Unindoctrinated

      Well according to the Bible he did create light before creating the Sun. Does that count?

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  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    Doesn’t Terry Pratchett have a hangover god?
    Bilious the Oh God of Hangovers

  • moongrimm

    Such would explain the ‘quality’ of the Design.

    • The Atheist Pig

      Exactly. And what was he doing for the billions of years before creating the universe? And what prompted him to suddenly throw one together?

      Maybe he got bored.

      • moongrimm

        Well Hell, even amateur artists start off with a rough draft…. somewhere in the Mandelbrot Branes/Multiverse, another, better Earth may be in existence…….

  • Mike P

    Somebody mentioned Pratchett! Now I have to go read Small Gods again!

    • moongrimm

      Better yet- go watch: Hogfather. Susan Sto Helit is HOT!

  • IlluminationCN

    I’ve been an atheist since my late teenage years (I’m 29 now), and an anti-theist (as characterized by Christopher Hitchens) as of about three months ago. Let me be at least one voice who tells you how happy he is that our perspective is *finally* gaining enough traction to be able to warrant not only a web-comic (a very funny one, at that — even my moderate religious friends “Like” the comics that I re-post), but a web-comic whose creator is considering producing T-shirts that this particular anti-theist secular humanist will definitely purchase and wear with gusto. :-)

  • Wayne

    How does an Athiest explain this? I bet with simple denial.

    http://www.therealamericanhis-story.com/gw

    • Wayne

      Please don’t pick and choose what part of history you believe in based on convenience. Deal with history.

      • Wayne

        Now don’t short change the history lesson, read it all or you are missing the point.

    • moongrimm

      Very easily explained:
      Revisionism. As ‘corrected” through the lens of a religious fanatic.

      Here’s some history you’ve wilfully ignored:

      The Treaty of Tripoli:

      Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—

      Stick THAT into a pipe, and in your case, ignore it.

    • Wayne

      Here’s is the entire quote to bring in it’s relevance:

      Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen [Muslims],—and as the said States never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan [Muslim] nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

      “By their actions, the Founding Fathers made clear that their primary concern was religious freedom, not the advancement of a state religion. Individuals, not the government, would define religious faith and practice in the United States. Thus the Founders ensured that in no official sense would America be a Christian Republic. Ten years after the Constitutional Convention ended its work, the country assured the world that the United States was a secular state, and that its negotiations would adhere to the rule of law, not the dictates of the Christian faith. The assurances were contained in the Treaty of Tripoli of 1797 and were intended to allay the fears of the Muslim state by insisting that religion would not govern how the treaty was interpreted and enforced. John Adams and the Senate made clear that the pact was between two sovereign states, not between two religious powers.[15]

      Religious freedom is part of their Christian principles our country was founded on. Remember a huge majority were option Christians and pastors. How could that not impact how the designed the constitution.

      Btw, not a smoker… I excercise too much and that would get in the way. Lol

  • Frankly

    God made the world in six days flat
    On the seventh he said “I’ll rest”.
    So he let the thing
    into orbit swing.
    To give it a dry run test.

    A billion years went by
    When he looked at the whirling blob.
    His spirits fell
    as he shrugged, “Oh well”.
    “It was only a six day job”

    - Yip Harburg

  • Joe

    This got an LOL!

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