Megan, a Christian reader of this site, sent me this piece that she wrote for school. I thought it would spark some discussion, so I asked if I could share it with you all and she agreed.
So far, everyone has been pretty respectful in the comments, and I trust this will be no exception.
We have a problem. America has a problem. The World as a whole has a problem,
and it’s those damn heterosexuals. The name alone should make you cringe! The
presence of the word ‘sex’ within their…label…is simply disturbing, and it
really does illustrate exactly who they are. Sex fiends. Some people call them
‘straight’, which is funny to those of us who use the term, as it is so
ironically opposite of who they really are; out of control, wild and without
proper direction, that it just tickles us. Don’t get me wrong; I have ‘straight’
friends; I am not a bad person. I think they can be nice. I tolerate them. What
more do you want? Isn’t that what they want? Tolerance? It’s ridiculous that
they would even begin to ask for acceptance. Acceptance is preserved for the
good. They should really be happy that they have been tolerated this long. I
don’t agree with that lifestyle. I just can’t.
You see, I am a respectful person, which is why I don’t use the words
‘heterosexual’ or ‘straight’ on a regular basis (when one of them is not
around), I use the more politically correct term ‘Blithes”, or simply a
“blithe”. Many blithes will argue that the word simply means lighthearted and
carefree, as it once did, but with the passage of time and with the onset of the
filth they have made this world to be with their naive care(free)lessness, the
word has become who they are.
Blithes are the root of all the problems our society faces. There are just too
many to list, really. I think the most important problem to address though, is
the issue of moving forward and cleansing the world. We should focus on building
a better community by preserving the institution of relationships and raising
healthier, well educated, children, who will eventually be those who run this
country and our world.
To start, blithes are in relationships for all the wrong reasons. Their
relationships are based on comparing themselves to inanimate objects, like
puzzle pieces. This comparison alone shows their rudimentary nature. They
couple off because their genitals ‘kind of’ fit together. I should point out,
that a woman has no puzzle “opening” for a man’s testicles; they just kind of
dangle there with no place to go. The puzzle theory holds no water. A committed
and acceptable relationship should be based on how two people fit together
emotionally, and on a level much more meaningful than the physical aspect. The
closeness that should be shared in a relationship can really only be present
between a man and a man or a woman and a women. Men and women are different,
very different. To effectively and completely reach the deep connection that
preserves the inviolability of a good, wholesome, committed relationship, one
must be in said relationship with someone of the same sex.
Blithe relationships are based on the theory that humans were meant to
reproduce, and while they finally made a sound observation, they did not finish
the thought. Humans were put here to reproduce…responsibly. Blithes just don’t
understand this concept. Blithes and their damn promiscuity are the reason, the
ONLY reason, there is an overpopulation of children with no homes, no parents,
not enough food, crappy parents, poor parents, delusional parents… the list of
issues for children born of blithes goes on and on. These people play “puzzle”
irresponsibly, and end up with something they call “accidents”. To call a child
an accident is horrid enough to think about. A child is a gift. To blithes,
calling their gift an accident seems to somehow take the blame away from their
irresponsibility. Even the more careful blithes can have “accidents”. The only
fool proof way of preventing “accidents” is to abstain from intercourse with
someone of the opposite sex. Simple as that. These poor children who come into
the world, already with a negative connotation of being called an “accident”,
are often born to unfit, financially unstable, blithe parents. They were not
expecting or planning for their little miracle, therefore, the child’s life
starts negatively. Some children born to blithes end up in orphanages, left on
the streets, hungry, poor, and without proper education. There are a few lucky
children of blithes, whose parents happen to be financially stable when their
accident comes along. There are also those whose blithe parents did plan for
them. We can’t allow either of these situations either though. The dynamic of
these blithe families is all wrong, and can create lasting issues for these
children. Blithe relationships are lopsided in control and create an unequal
playing field. These poor children grow up thinking that your value as a human
is based on if you have a penis or a vagina, and not on whom you are as a
person, and how you contribute to your society. These are the children who have
grown up and ruined our world. These are the people who have created unequal
opportunities for men and women, the people who created the separation between
people, the feminist movements, and people’s hatred of the opposite sex. Once
again, even after hating each other, blithes are still sex crazed and thus they
keep on sleeping with people who they don’t like. Put simply, blithes are unfit
parents.
The only real solution to keeping children off the streets, making sure no child
goes hungry, and creating equal educational opportunities, is to control the
population. The best way to do this would be to outlaw heterosexuality, for one,
and instill a child license law. Eliminating heterosexuality will prevent the
“accidents”. Very simple fix for that one. There will be an exception for
blithes who are sterile, but documentation and time required to have that type
of relationship recognized (to obtain any sort of rights) would probably not be
worth it. Put simply, if a blithe wants to have a child, they had just better
snap out of this bad decision they call their sexuality and find a nice woman or
man to create a decent relationship with.
People who wish to be parents will be put through a rigorous testing process
that will take at least a year to complete. The mandatory one-year timeline will
prevent spur of the moment decisions, and allow ample time for planning. There
will be salary and housing salary requirements, and there will be many home
visits and interviews with the prospective parents. If the parents are deemed
fit parents, they will be put in contact with a Child bearing agency. Child
Bearing agencies employ sperm donors and surrogates. Adoption agencies will last
for a bit, while we are trying to find homes for all of the “accidents” of
blithes, but they will decrease. There will be very few adoption agencies, which
would house children whose parents passed away. Therefore, adoption will still
be available for those who wish to adopt (after the child licensing process),
but donors and surrogates will rule the world in a short time.
Many might say that I am being harsh in my proposal, but I am simply trying to
make our world a better place. I am working to take away the filth that blithes
have brought to our world. Deep down, blithes know that what they are doing is
wrong. It really is their choice to be blithe. They could take away all the
grossness from the world if they would just do what is right. I am saddened that
we have gotten to this point, the point where we have to push them, take away
their rights by making their relationships illegal, but as the saying goes, “we
have to do what we have to do”.
They simply refuse to see the error of their ways and to make changes for the
better. That is why outlawing heterosexuality is really the only way. We have to
help them go “cold turkey” with this.
