Wow! God just let umpteen kids starve to death but he made sure this guy had enough money for drinks, gas and speedway tickets. Damn, but God is good.
J
I think he may be talking about the Speedway gas station chain. They are everywhere in WI, and offer pretty cheap drinks in the summer.
salahhe
Where the fuck is God when I need money?
The Atheist Pig
I wonder if this means god approves of socialism.
nlitwiller
pigshit!
Thom
So, this “moral” religious person doesn’t see that the extra money comes from somewhere and that someone is likely to miss it? A truly moral person would, at least, try to give the money back. If a cashier gave this crook too much in change would he pocket it and praise god or give it back to the cashier knowing that at the end of the day that money will likely come out of the cashier’s pocket.
moongrimm
Let me get this straight…
The dude can’t balance his checkbook, and has situationally dependent dementia, and puts the favor on God?
Following this logic….
I couldn’t get it up for that Meth Prostitute, turns out she had A.I.D.S. Thank You Jay-Seuss!
Green
This just makes me think of Tim Minchin’s “Thank you god”
“Fuck me Sam, what are the odds that of history’s endless parade of gods that the God you just happened to be taught to believe in is the actual one and he digs on healing, but the AIDS-ridden African nations, the victims of the plague or the flood-addled Asians, but healthy, privately-insured Australians with common and curable corneal degeneration?”