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Hamsters up the butt? Oh my!

by The Atheist Pig on June 26, 2012 at 7:26 am

Posted In: Blog

These people look like they’re members of the same group that was in Pittsburgh a few weeks back.

And just remember, these good Christians are only doing this out of love.

Via Joe My God.

Jacqob Lenon

‘People, I’ve come here to this gathering of Gays to announce that you shove hamsters up your butts. That is all, god bless!’

Pretty much all I got from that speech, I’m confused as to what these people hope to do from this.

‘Dear Diary

Today we told some gays they put hamsters up their butts. I’m sure some will reflect on this, go home and become devout Christians and turn to the bible so that they might stop placing hamsters in their butts.

It’s been 561 days since my husband has touched me, but that’s another topic.’
- The Atheist Pig
  
  That’s funny.
- moongrimm
  
  Let me paraphrase Geddy here:
  
  There’s nothing in the New Testament that says one MUST stuff hamsters in one’s butt.
  
  And I base this on my extensive reading and interpretations of the King James Bible that I’ve sweated bullets over for many tens of minutes every now and again.
  
  And THAT’s the TRUTH!
Troll hunter

I’m going to assume that the whole “hamster up the butt” is a reference to South Park’s Mr. Slave.
So either she is a professional troll…or she thinks that Mr. Slave is a real person.
Either way that’s funny as hell and makes me want to watch some South Park.
- Sad but true
  
  sadly the hamster story/myth predates southpark by a very long time
  
  http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm
  
  It is just the same ignit (sic) poo that goes around the heads of hateful people to help them justify their hate.
toffifee

I do not understand only one thing – all them people around there, them “believing, pure faithful Christians”, do they not have anything better to do about THEIR own lives, than stand around in a square and shout out loud how wrong it is to be gay. Do they not have children to teach something useful in life or even to play with, do they not have a relative they haven’t seen in a while, or maybe an elderly mother or father to take care of. No, they don’t care about the closest people to them, they care about an invisible man in the sky, because it’s way easier to just go stand in a square and be very mean, instead of really make a difference in your own world, family and work by being a better man or woman and just do good for the ones you care about.
http://lgkeltner.blogspot.com/ L.G. Keltner

It’s amazing how desperate some people are to justify their hatred of gay people. Blatantly making up lies like this isn’t something a so-called moral person should be doing.
- moongrimm
  
  You will never cease to be amazed L.G., when you study religious wackos.
  
  They HAVE to lie about such; otherwise they’d have nothing to whine about.
- Sad but true
  
  Probably believes it is true. Cause someone told her it was. After all, she believe god is real because someone told her a book said so. If heresay is good enough for her base her life on, it is good enough for her to believe something about a group she hates.
moongrimm

Holy Richard Gere- Batman!
freethinkin franklin

sad bit is they will teach this kind of hatred to their children under the guise of “following his word” , when will they learn that hatred is not a family value…. to the bullhorn totin hate spewer …… what are you going to do when you find your first born sons complete collection of Richard Simmons DVDs?? shove a hamster up his ass??
salahhe

I find I have no interest in what people shove up their butt. then again i am not a clinical sexual deviant. Or a Christian.
- Sad but true
  
  I believe your or statement was redundent. ba du dum tsss.
Us2rugrats

Now I find that you follow Joe My God as well… You get more awesome points by the day.
Fabio

Lol.

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