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Batshit Crazy

by The Atheist Pig on September 12, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Posted In: Comic

Comic inspired by this website. Click if you dare.

└ Tags: medium, psychic, spirits, woo

Hypersapien

You’d think he’d be smart and cynical enough to not let someone set him up on a blind date without making for DAMN sure that they know not to palm him off on that kind of wacko.
Ogrebushi

I would love to make a helpful or insightful comment, but i can’t help thinking “if that’s not crazy enough, she has no problem dating a Pig…”
- GetWellSoon
  
  Upvote for the dating a pig reference. Also, she isn’t a mind reader, she is an angel translator. It works different.
  - Ama Rama
    
    I agree with this guy.
    - http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru
      
      I agree with me.
      - http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru
        
        Well sometimes
mkilp

This reminds me of my favorite quote from the mentalist.

Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There’s no such thing as real psychics.
Grace Van Pelt: My cousin Yolanda is a psychic.
Patrick Jane: Your cousin is either deluded or dishonest or both.
Dave Dell

I clicked on the link. Once you do, you can’t go back. It’s 7:45 AM and I need a drink. As an alcoholic that doesn’t drink nowadays I’ll have to go curl up in a ball and whimper.
- Neuron
  
  Oh, c’mon, it can’t be thatNYEEEEEEEEEH
moongrimm

Some feces of bats do turn green, under fluorescence.

But you have to be crazy to be persistent enough to check enough bat feces to find out.

Obviously Winston is determined to live a life of chastity. You only tell a woman the truth concerning your opinion of her, until after you’ve gotten laid.
- Highlander
  
  One should always be cautious of continuing relationships with crazy people, regardless of the lack of carnal knowledge. Best to end it as soon as scent of guanno is detected rather than end up with someone who is channeling Glenn Close’s character from the movie Fatal Attraction.
  - moongrimm
    
    You’ll find that the crazy people often involve themselves in the wildest sex. As soon as they find out that you don’t care for their batshit crazy notions- they drop you.
    
    Problem solved.
Sleepingkirby

Can she talk to the monkey king for me?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Wukong
I want to know where he left his staff and golden cloud.
Oh, she can’t talk to chinese spirits? What a coincidence…
Flavus

GAAAHHH! I hope that what’s-her-name Borkoski lady’s seen better days.
http://www.inadaydevelopment.com/ Kenny Wyland

Love this one!

FYI, it is difficult to share your posts on Facebook. The image shown when I share on Facebook is the pig icon instead of the actual comic, which I think would inspire more people to click.
NanceConfer

Too bad “talks to Angels” nutter can’t spell.
- Goss
  
  I was just thinking the same thing.
Michael

This is a good comic, but the small medium at large’s crotch is kinda funny in panel 3. I have no idea why, but that, rather than the talking pig who goes on dates, ruined my suspension of disbelief. Anyways.
http://ghlargh.com Sven

Someone needs to sell Tshirts with good atheist and anti-religious text snippets, why don’t you?
Drago Lordist

Guess there was no angel telling her she misspelled experience in the first paragraph…
Derek Rogers

“Dr.” Phil had the Long Island Medium as a guest on his show, sort of a ‘Fraudapalooza’.

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