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The Sexual Evolution

by The Atheist Pig on September 17, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Posted In: Comic

In case you’re wondering, that is a real argument I heard a long time ago.

EndomorphUsagi

But… everyone should be having guilt free sex. It’s sex. It’s awesome.
http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

I find that hard to believe. You’re never full of it
Ella

The last panel is very different in the RSS feed! (It’s talking about coffee and it’s not as funny.) Both have the same typo too.
The Atheist Pig

Thanks. I re-wrote the punchline after I uploaded it, which is why the old version is probably showing up in the feed.
mkilp

In what universe was evolution accepted quickly?
mkilp

“Did you know that the reason belief in Jehovah was accepted so quickly was that it gave the Israelites license to kill their neighbors and take all their stuff?”

supernatural events and ideas have historically been accepted far more quickly than any scientific discovery. People are STILL disputing evolution, well over a century after Charles Darwin’s death. Therefore, Mr. CrazyHairBowTie’s argument is invalid. Plus, religion actually gives more opportunities for guilt-free sex than science (which gave us ectopic pregnancies and STDs) does.
moongrimm

I dunno. Guilt-ful sex makes it more….naughty- ergo – more enjoyable.

That’s the way you do it- complement them. They’re expecting some of the same crap they spew out. When you complement them, they’re caught off guard and are actually listening to you.
So when you make the final off hand remark, they’re totally blown away.

Conclusion- this Xtian troll not just wants guilt free sex. He’d like to get laid someday too.
Sinjari

Description does not imply promotion. Mistaking “is” for “ought” is the naturalistic fallacy. The theory of evolution no more promote “guilt-free sex” than germ theory promotes getting infectious diseases.
Ogrebushi

Guilt free sex is just a perk, and honestly people should be having more of it. Just use condoms… lots and lots of condoms… or Oral… or Anal… anything that produces less humans. The chucklenuts we’ve got here now are more than enough to make me long for death most days.
http://www.garygreen.me Gary

As to your panic attacks, they have their root in your fear of death. Your knowledge that after life, there is nothing. Total cessation of all being. No light, no dark, no nothing. You can’t wrap your head around it so your mind has a system failure. The big Blue Screen of Death. Now, if you just accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour, you can enter into eternal light and life after you leave your mortal body. j/k.
danieldvs

rofl

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