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And in case you’re wondering, yes, I had that dream, and it was spectacular.
And in case you’re wondering, yes, I had that dream, and it was spectacular. Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Tumblr it Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on...
Bwahaha! And if you can trust the interwebz (cuz they never lie) that orgasm lasted for 30 min! HeyZues, hang your head in shame.
Well I had a dream involving the Virgin Mary! If it weren’t for her hymen, she’d be considered a Party Girl!
Such oral skills.
I had a dream where I was being chased by secret agents AND a T-rex. And I was evading one while picking off the other like a ninja. if that doesn’t say that Jesus is real, I don’t know what does.
Bah, the page took off the <sarcasm> </sarcasm> tags I had around “if that doesn’t say that jesus is real, I don’t know what does.”
I had a dream where it was like a mixture of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a zombie film, and Wrong Turn. And my friends were t here. And so was Han Solo? And Han got killed and we knew we were gonna die BECAUSE HAN DIED!!! D:
I had two dreams in high school where I was the reincarnation of Jesus in todays time and I got assassinated in the first dream, but was still alive in the second but it was before the assassination. No one liked me cuz I was feeding the poor and healing the sick, with government money, but the taxes BARELY just rose, like at all, and no one liked me cuz I was gay and hispanic. It was a lot of fun. I remember I had spoken to my cabinet, because I think I was also President, and told them I was going to get killed and even though the secret service was up in arms I was still shot and killed. That’s when I woke up and was like “holy shite I am awesome”
I once fell asleep listening to Mussorgsky’s “Night on Bald Mountain” and had a correspondingly awesome dream of Satan fighting Cthulhu.
Got ripped apart by a giant crab in a dream. Kinda hurt.
I once had a dream where I had this magic stick that I could wave over my head and conjure anything I wanted. By the end of the dream, I had my own herd of unicorns. I remember most of the dream pretty vividly, even though this happened when I was in the fifth grade and I am currently 25 years old.
I love this comic. I also like this layout that you used..It’s my fav! Oh..and orgasms are great awake or dreaming…)))
I had a dream where me and stark banged Pepper Pots
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