The FBI Raid Charlie Fuqua’s House and Find Hate Literatureon October 9, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Moab County, Arkansas In an early morning raid the FBI broke down the door of Charlie Fuqua’s house. Mr Fuqua, a candidate for the Arkansas House of Representatives, is suspected to be a ring leader in a worldwide plot to abuse and murder children. Candidate Fuqua has been on the FBI’s radar for some time due his involvement with the suspicious financing of Antebellum Haven, a theme park dedicated to slavery. The FBI recently became aware of this editorial the candidate wrote about being a good parent.
The maintenance of civil order in society rests on the foundation of family discipline. Therefore, a child who disrespects his parents must be permanently removed from society in a way that gives an example to all other children of the importance of respect for parents. The death penalty for rebellioius children is not something to be taken lightly. The guidelines for administering the death penalty to rebellious children are given in Deut 21:18-21:
(Deut 21:18-21 reads, “18 If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, 19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. 20 They shall say to the elders, “This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.” 21 Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid.)
Mr Fuqua ended this particular bit of biblical teaching with, Children would know that their parents had authority and it would be a tremendous incentive for children to give proper respect to their parents.
Andrew Kannard, lead agent on the case stated, “Mr Fuqua is a clear and present danger, and my job is to protect the decent people of our nation from scum like this.”
It only took agents a few minutes to find a variety of hate literature in the candidates home. There were many documents supporting the systematic abuse of Muslims as well as Mr Fuqua’s political enemies in the residence. However, there was one book that overflowed with hate. One book that candidate Fuqua and his ilk use as a blueprint to orchestrate their symphony of violence.
“This filth makes me sick.” – Andrew Kannard.
In the interest of educating the public on this cabal the FBI has published various parts of the tome.
And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the Lord, and said, If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands,
Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the Lord’s, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering. So Jephthah passed over unto the children of Ammon to fight against them; and the Lord delivered them into his hands.
And he smote them from Aroer, even till thou come to Minnith, even twenty cities, and unto the plain of the vineyards, with a very great slaughter. Thus the children of Ammon were subdued before the children of Israel.
And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the Lord, and I cannot go back.
…And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man. And it was a custom in Israel,
That the daughters of Israel went yearly to lament the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite four days in a year.
Readers should be warned, the following section is graphic.
O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us— he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
Mr Fuqua has not made any comments. His lawyer is stating that if Mr Fuqua wants to kill children, then it is his religious right to do so.
*P is for Poe. While Mr Fuqua is quoted on advocating the death penalty for kids in some cases, he is not involved in a slavery theme park and the FBI hasn’t raided his home.
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