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And remember, cheeses love you. What a friend we have in cheeses.
White cheddar is the one TRUE cheese. All other cheeses are fake!
Behold! The power of cheese!
and its Havarti… all the way
Blasphemy! White cheddar is the one TRUE cheese, the holy prophet Caboose said so! You shall be burnt at the stake for your words!
Heretic! You shall be fondued in the sacred pot and served with crackers! Our blessed Havarti is the true path, it said so in the sacred texts! I need no other factual or logical evidence!
And just like so many other Religious Wackjobs, they constipate you. I.E. a huge pain in the ass!
And cheese is global. Accepted in almost all cultures!
Maybe this is the true origin of our morality, and so is where the clinical diagnosis ‘mad as cheese’ comes from?
You mean that people take a straight answer seriously?
As an atheist canuck watching the religious wranglings in the US, it’s difficult to not be cynical. I just got here from Reddit and chuckled out loud quite a few times. Keep up the excellent work!!
Ja, I do like. ^^
*ding-dong* Hello! We would like to talk to you about cheeses.
Love this one. But it makes me wish I had more friends who fully would share the laugh. Oh well.
Possibly the best AP comic of all time…love it, keep up the sterling work.
Thanks so much, Kate.
Oh, how I love this pig. I would share this with my family but I’d rather not have a bible thrown at me. Thank god for friends.
Oh that’s just ridiculous. I mean, you eat cheese, how silly is it to eat the thing that give you… Oh, yeah. Christians do that too…
You might get though the door with that, but only if you had samples.
In queso emergency, I always pray to cheesus…
i lost it when ge said cheese. xD
Damn, lactose intollerant in a cheezus world.
Ugh. So tired of this characterization of God as an “invisible man in the sky.” According to Judeo-Christian tradition, God does not have form because he is infinite. This is like saying Being itself is like a giant man. God is not “in the sky” either. If God exists, he is outside nature. I get that you want to simply religious beliefs to insult them more effectively, but ultimately it makes you look just as shallow and pathetic as bible-belt fundamentalists.
You somehow think that’s a more sophisticated concept of God? What you just said is totally empty of cognitive content.
Will: we atheists only add the “invisible” to the description.
As a child forced to go to Sunday school (so that the parents could sleep in) we were taught that there was a heavenly father, looking remarkably like Jove/Zeus; who loved us one-on-one, and failed to catch any falling sparrows he noticed.
However, if your god is indeed infinite, what possible use can he be?
Not my god… haha. I didn’t mean to imply I was Jewish or Christian. I just mean if you want to debate Christians you have to meet them on their own terms, otherwise you will inevitably speak at cross-purposes, with the Atheist, being (most probably) an empiricist, saying that if he can’t see it, he won’t believe it (fair enough), and the theist claiming that there is something outside of nature i.e. the place in which things are seen. Whoever told you God was an actual dude who looked like Zeus was of course wrong…
If he’s infinite, what use can he be? Not sure… I doubt Christianity’s purpose is to see God in some sort of utilitarian way (as the materialist athiest will, no doubt). Rather, if God is Goodness itself, the condition of all knowledge, seeking God would be something that would help one achieve happiness (Greek eudaimonia).
Katie: Uh, what you said is “totally empty of cognitive content.” All I see there is a petty insult… Even as I described him, God might not exist, but the notion isn’t devoid of content.
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